The Swirl King Being Too Much

Once hailed as the Monkey King of the toy aisle, Lapoopoo was destined to rule every shelf… until he glitched out of the box with a potty mouth, toothless, and a poop-swirl head that nobody asked for.

Returned. Discounted. Reboxed.

But this swirl-topped misfit isn’t done yet. Lapoopoo is back: chaos-powered, unapologetic, and fully committed to being too much.

💥 Mischief? Always.
💭 Existential questions? Surprisingly, yes.
✨ Redemption arc? Still buffering.

Welcome to the misunderstood universe of the Poo-Mart Misfits🙉  and meet their glitchy king.