💩 Welcome to Poo-Mart

Home of #LAPOOPOO Playground of the Patched.

Yes You can buy new stuff in Poo-Mart, designed for care on crappy days. Yet, Poo-Mart isn’t your average store — it’s also soft-serve swirl of second chances, stickered souls, and clothes that carry cringe, comedy, and character, new or old.

Here, you’ll find rejected plushies, glitched-out legends, and most of all:

🧵 Patched. Freakin’. Jeans.

👖 What Are Patched Jeans?

Not fast fashion. Not pristine.

These are frankly honest leg stories, stitched by hand, sealed with attitude, and worn by those who’ve been:

• too loud

• too weird

• or too returned

Each pair features:

• ✂️ Swirl-core patches from mascot lore (Lapoopoo, Lacaca, Ladoodoo, etc.)

• 🪡 Visible mending and DIY soulwork

• 🎟️ QR-coded stories so you know where that rip came from and why it still matters

No two pairs are the same.
No swirl’s ever perfect.
That’s the point.

💫 What Else Is in Aisle Infinity?

• 👕 Swirl King Tees – Featuring Lapoopoo, your pink poop plush Monkey King

• 🧸 Rejected Mascots – Toys once lost, now legendary

• 💌 Return Receipts – Collector’s cards that tell the tales of every misfit

• 🧻 Bathroom Manifestos – Print art for the emotionally constipated

🧃 Why Poo?

Because polished is boring.
Because we’ve all been returned by someone.
Because a patch tells more story than a logo ever will.

Poo-Mart is:

• 💥 Part thrift store prophecy

• 🎭 Part satire temple

• ✨ Part stitched-up redemption fantasy

🧵 Our Swirl-Core Promise

• Celebrate the broken, the bent, the badly-reviewed

• Stitch with love, not shame

• And always — ALWAYS — doo-doo-doo it your way

📦 Poo-Mart. Where patched jeans walk proud and plushies come back stronger.
💩 Because sometimes, being returned is the start of the real story.