Home of Official #LAPOOPOO Apparel

Poo-Mart, designed for care on crappy days. We feature products for the #lapoopoo-worthy moments.

About Poo-Mart

Yes, you can buy new stuff here — but we’re so much more. 

Poo-Mart is also what happens when upcycling meets chaos energy.

Bespoke

Born from NewMoonsAgo’s sustainability roots, our bespoke line upcycles surplus, gently used, and sample pieces to celebrate misfits, messy days, and the weird comfort of things that shouldn’t work — but absolutely do.

LAPOOPOO

Lapoopoo, our poo-headed Monkey King, leads the way: glitched, goofy, and joyfully too much.

Made & Remade

From new to upcycled — hoodies to baby bodysuits — everything here is made (or remade) to lighten crappy days and gift a laugh when people need it most.

Sustainable. Silly. Weirdly comforting.
Welcome to Poo-Mart.